Seasonal Drinks Gifts

Basic Instinct

"Devi's brew?"

"This doesn't feel right..."

"Starbucks can have my gun when they pry this grande pumpkin spice latte from my cold, dead hands."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'It's baseball season!'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Hot Chestnuts

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

New for Fall

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.