Christmas Drinks Gifts

'It's Cliff Richard's favourite Christmas tipple - mistletoe & wine.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Basic Instinct

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I'm the designated driver."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

Elf on the Top Shelf

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

"This doesn't feel right..."

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

"J is the reason for the season."

'We've been outsourced to an Indian cool centre.'

'Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Seasonal Wines

Vampire Cocktail.

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

The Desert Island Christmas

"Homey Claus!"

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Wassailing!

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"I just checked Santa's portal. As of this date, we're still on the good boys and girls list."

Have a very calm Christmas

A touch of Christmas Spice...

Easter Venn Diagram

"Aha. . . that explains the eggnog level. . ."