Christmas Drinks Pillows

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Basic Instinct

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I'm the designated driver."

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"This doesn't feel right..."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'We've been outsourced to an Indian cool centre.'

'Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Have a very calm Christmas

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Vampire Cocktail.

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

Wassailing!

"I just checked Santa's portal. As of this date, we're still on the good boys and girls list."

"Homey Claus!"

The Desert Island Christmas

Seasonal Wines

A touch of Christmas Spice...

"Aha. . . that explains the eggnog level. . ."

Easter Venn Diagram

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'