Seasonal Dresser Gifts

The Fall Collection

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"It'll be out of fashion if I wait for the weather to cool."

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'It's that annoying time of year when you don't know whether to dress for hot or cold.'

Bear Costume

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

"Beanirrito"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Reindeer

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

That every day look.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'Well, it was Casual Friday, and....'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"Happy thanksgiving!"