Seasonal Dresser Gifts

The Fall Collection

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"It'll be out of fashion if I wait for the weather to cool."

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

'It's that annoying time of year when you don't know whether to dress for hot or cold.'

Bear Costume

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Great British Eccentrics.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Beanirrito"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

That every day look.

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Reindeer

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

My philosophy ... If you can't beat 'em, outlive 'em.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Utility Chic.

"Happy thanksgiving!"