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"This is the way to f**cking do it."

Holiday time.

"Extreme miming"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Jerry's dancing dogs

Starfish doing the wave.

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

Champagne and Oysters

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

No Shoes, No Service.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Intramission

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Sea-side - The bathing hour

End of the Pier Show

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

Punch has a smoking break.

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"What harm could it do...?!?"