Seaside Show Admirers Pillows

"This is the way to f**cking do it."

Holiday time.

"Extreme miming"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Jerry's dancing dogs

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Champagne and Oysters

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Rubber Ring

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

No Shoes, No Service.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

End of the Pier Show

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"What harm could it do...?!?"

Man on stilts in public toilet.