Seaside Holiday T-Shirts

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

It wasn't until Joe came out of the water he realized he'd been bitten by a snapper turtle!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ladies by the seaside

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

'Beach snowman.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"How's it look back there?"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

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"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

I told you not to swim out to far

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Sandy Floss

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

No early morning tea past this landing

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

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