Sea School Alum Pillows

"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The sea 2050.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths