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"You just graduated from the best, most fun school ever! Nice!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

The sea 2050.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...