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"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

Neptune

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Did you find our menorah?

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"