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"Oh, awkward - my ex. . ."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Neptune

'Slip Ahoy!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Did you find our menorah?

'I win!'