Sculpture Seeker Gifts

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb

Bashful cleaning woman

"Well it's not my idea of a conversation piece."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I don't do my art to meet the public taste. I do what I like myself. Unfortunately I'm the only one who likes it."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Baroque

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

Waiting for Autumn

'I really don't see the point?'

Man staring art in the face.

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Lady does a double-take walking past a naked statue.

"Outré or simply bad?"

No caption (A museum security guard is using an arm from the Venus De Milo statue to scratch his back).

"They revered their amputees."

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Raincloud Umbrella

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Origami Society...

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Browser

Rodin's Thinker.