Sculpture Scoffers Gifts

Rodins rotten juggler

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Well, it's about time!'

Snow Bridge.

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Stonehens

The drinker.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'