Sculpture Scoffers Gifts

Rodins rotten juggler

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

George Papandreou.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Well, it's about time!'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Football Sculpture.

Snow Bridge.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

The drinker.

The drinker.

Alberto Giacometti.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.