Scandal Scoffers Gifts

Ishmael Trone

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

Mary Trump

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gulliver's Travails

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

VW scandal

Tennis corruption

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"The president's parade"