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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Trump returns home

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Trumpled

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Tennis corruption

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"The president's parade"