Scandal Monger Gifts

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Gulliver's Travails

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."