Scandal Monger Mugs

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Trumpled

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking