Scandal Specialist Mugs

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Corrupt politicians,

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Dateline - Caf

Panama Papers

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

VW scandal

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."