Scandal Strategist Mugs

'You're running yourself ragged -- nobody expects you to be involved in all the scandals.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Trumpled

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Horse meat scandal.

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking