Scandal Strategist Pillows

'You're running yourself ragged -- nobody expects you to be involved in all the scandals.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Bad news, sir -- there's a leak in our think tank!'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

The Original Gossip Columns

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Gulliver's Travails

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Which One is Pulling Out?

The golfer apologized for all his affairs. The governor regrets all his affairs. So does the former presidential candidate. I don't get the abstinence until marriage idea. Shouldn't it be abstinence AFTER marriage?

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled