Scripture Parodists Gifts

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

The Family Joules: Part 16

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Housekeeping?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Puss in cement boots"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Alternative fielding positions

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Pink Bantha

"The Eggsorcist"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Can't Touch This

Little Red Riding Carpet