Scripture Parodists Mugs

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Alternative fielding positions

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Housekeeping?!"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Puss in cement boots"

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Can't Touch This

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."