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Scripture Satire Lover Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor! Our scripture satire mugs feature clever, funny designs that make spiritual wit an everyday delight, perfect for mornings that need a little extra laughter.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Occu-Pie Mars
'That's our mission statement.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'
"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"
"I believe we've found the weakest link."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Do Not Resuscitate
"Meet the scribe"
Trump pardons
"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"
"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."
Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
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"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'
"Away with the warmonger!"
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
Oligarchy
National Everything Awareness Day
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
'You can just forget about the cake.'
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.
Scripture Satire Lover Mugs Collection
Scripture Satire Lover Pillows
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Scripture Satire Lover Prints
Bring humor and spirituality into your home with our scripture satire prints, designed to entertain and inspire with clever, faith-based commentary.
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