Religion And Satire Lover Mugs

'Here are your new vestments. No problem with the 'vow of silence', brother?'

...And on the 9th day He created Chicken Nuggets.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Ghostwriting the Bible

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

A surprise in heaven

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'To balance last week's twenty-six point sermon, this morning's message will be pointless.'

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

"I'll convert. What does the attorney general recommend?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'All the tellers are nuns.'

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?