Parodist Of Faith Mugs

Beware of God.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

How's my sermon. . .

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Bishops Snooker

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

"Care to sign a petition to have a 'balanced budget' as the eleventh commandment?"

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'