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"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

Dear Diary, I had a pitch meeting with Hollywood about turning my diaries into a movie, but they seemed to lose interest when I told them the title: "No News is Good News."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Downloads.

Addicted to reading

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Book Lovers in Richmond

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Hollywood producer.

Technology and literature

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!