Scribblers Sweeping Floors Gifts

"Writing a book is a great way to clean the house."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Fetch.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Writer's Block Party

"What a midfield wizard!"

Cowboy Slippers

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

Writer’s Corner

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

"My psychiatrist advised me to pay taxes quarterly. That way my seething resentment is spread evenly over a year."

"We have pills for some of that."

Kate Atkinson

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.