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"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Award Winning Gardener

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

DIY horror.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Crane fishing

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Handy-lion

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.