Screen Time Surfer Gifts

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Video games distract from school studies

"Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'm just checking my inbox."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Cellphone Islands

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You've got computer-breath."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Tunnel of TV

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Soccer kids texting

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'Another nice wave.'