Screen Time Surfer Prints

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

Video games distract from school studies

"Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"I'm just checking my inbox."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Digital Fomo!

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Baby on board.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You've got computer-breath."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Soccer kids texting

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

'No surf?'