Screen Time Skedaddler Pillows

"I gave him some building blocks to keep him busy and off his computer. All he did was build a computer out of them."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Tunnel of TV

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Technologies and distance classes

"You are still here."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."