Screen-time Parent Pillows

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"You are still here."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"No screen time means more scream time."

'We need a dog!'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"