Screen Time Cloud Gazer Pillows

'I think that one looks like a goat.'

"Good game."

'T.M.I.F.'

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Graduates on their phones

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

I should probably get out more.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Technology and literature

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

The Suite Hereafter