Screen Time Cloud Gazer Gifts

'I think that one looks like a goat.'

"Good game."

The Googler

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man showing in the rain.

I should probably get out more.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

The Suite Hereafter

"You run into a window, too?"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Technology and literature

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.