Screen Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

Man in fishing boat watching a fishing progamme on a portable TV.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Fishing with God

'There's nothing on.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Touché"

The Da Vinci Cod

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Lap fish..."