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Man in fishing boat watching a fishing progamme on a portable TV.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Touché"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).