Scream Queen Admirer Pillows

'Here comes the scary part.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

Elizabeth II

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

The First Commuters

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Cleopatra

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"Are you going to eat that?"

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

Narcissist Cards

Say it with flowers.

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

'Thanks for NOT wishing me a nice day!'

"I'm not cut out for this job."

Angry golfer with gun

'I hate to exaggerate, but I must say, you look fairly presentable.'

'Ignore the knuckle-walk. Morton's on track for alpha male.'

'Me signing it doesn't make it a better read.'

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"

The Queen's Collies.

"Oh, don't be so dramatic!"