Scream Queen Admirer Pillows

'Here comes the scary part.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

Elizabeth II

Hey, hey, hey! Inside screams!

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

The First Commuters

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Cleopatra

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

Freddie Mercury

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"Are you going to eat that?"

Actor's Union: 'Boy, I could really do without all this drama!'

Narcissist Cards

Idiots!

Queen Elizabeth

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

Say it with flowers.

'Debbie?! Debbie Hollingsworth? Winslow High Prom Queen of 1972?...'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

'Thanks for NOT wishing me a nice day!'

'I hate to exaggerate, but I must say, you look fairly presentable.'

"I'm not cut out for this job."

Angry golfer with gun

The Queen's Collies.

'Ignore the knuckle-walk. Morton's on track for alpha male.'

'Me signing it doesn't make it a better read.'

"We only serve large menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones"