Scream Seeker Pillows

"This is my first root canal, so if you feel like screaming do it now."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Dead Funny

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Ghost School.

Ice fisher.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'The Burrito King.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Man fishing with large bait

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Music downloads

The Snooze Bar.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Problem Solving

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Check out this new store."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Skiing

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'