Scream Seeker Pillows

"This is my first root canal, so if you feel like screaming do it now."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Dead Funny

Ghost School.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Ice fisher.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Man fishing with large bait

'The Burrito King.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Music downloads

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Skiing

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"A great quarter always puts the old man in a jocular mood."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Problem Solving

"Check out this new store."