Laughter Seeker Pillows

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

".... and it was at this point that I realized we made the same mistake as before."

"I think you just found my funny bone."

'Imbeciles! I wanted you to build a Great Wall of China!'

"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"

Crane fishing

Gene Therapy.

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'You can't be serious.'

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Medicine before the invention of Aspirin.

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

Help me buy an Anti-flatulent.

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Hakendorf is our work horse, and he can pull his weight with the best of them.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I lost my glasses in the woods and was glad this horse came along.'

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

Birds Hide As They Sneak Past The Hunter.

Have you ever considered Chiropody?

'Nothing seems funny anymore.'

'To test my theory, I mooned a potential client. Just as I thought, exposure doesn't lead to paying jobs.'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'