Laughter Seeker Pillows

"Thank you. You've been a great audience."

".... and it was at this point that I realized we made the same mistake as before."

'Imbeciles! I wanted you to build a Great Wall of China!'

"I think you just found my funny bone."

"I've been trying to sack Jenkins, but I can't find him."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

"Whadda you mean, 'the chemistry is gone'?"

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

Help me buy an Anti-flatulent.

Medicine before the invention of Aspirin.

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

Crane fishing

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

'Promise not to touch you for a lift'.

'Don't wander far from the path, there's funny things out there on the moors.'

Gene Therapy.

'You can't be serious.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

' It all started when I taught him to fetch my paper.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"She was dead before I cut her in half."

Fisherman

"What are you in for, Mac?"

"What?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I lost my glasses in the woods and was glad this horse came along.'

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Beware of the Cat

'Hakendorf is our work horse, and he can pull his weight with the best of them.'