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'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"So who is this First pet?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

I can be upgraded, can you?

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

Hockey Goal

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."