Scrappy Cat Champion Gifts

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"I hate it..."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I've got a pulse!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Cat boxer

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"He can't stop digressing."

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"I missed the meeting on employee theft. What was the takeaway?"

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

Adopt a Desert

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

'I'm a failure as a manager and husband.'

"Is that the group that loves animals?