Scrappy Cat Champion Prints

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"I hate it..."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I've got a pulse!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'My Barry hates horror films.'

Cat boxer

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"I missed the meeting on employee theft. What was the takeaway?"

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

"He can't stop digressing."

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

The Truth about J.D.'s hatred of Cats.

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

"Boy that was a cryptic message you left with my mum! OK, I've come to park with a bat, now what?"

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

A man scared of dentists has taped his mouth shut.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

'I'm a failure as a manager and husband.'

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

Adopt a Desert

"You can't be too thin, too rich or too catty."

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."