Scrap Metal Dreamer T-Shirts

"Oh, crap. Another worthless scrap of tin!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Whale Romance

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Don't even think about it."

Heavenly internet connection

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Someday, when my ship comes in, we won't have to take the bus

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

"What about a cruise next time?"

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."