Scrap Metal Dreamer T-Shirts

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Whale Romance

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Don't even think about it."

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

Heavenly internet connection

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

"What about a cruise next time?"

'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.