Scottish Saga Seeker Gifts

Mary Queen of Scots

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Wotan with eye patch

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Question authority"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Free Little Library

Virgil

Frog Prince

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Valkyrie.

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Sauron's Sore Eye

Seven copies of "Little Women", please.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Luke, come over to the light side."

Guru Needs Tech Support

'What'

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish