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Mary Queen of Scots

Warrior Woman

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Question authority"

Wotan with eye patch

Virgil

Frog Prince

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Valkyrie.

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Sauron's Sore Eye

Oh no, Leonardo has brought his holiday snaps again!

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

Guru Needs Tech Support

'What'

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish