Scottish Flair Pillows

'Hello dear. Remember when you said I couldn't be trusted with anything in a skirt?'

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scot holding a heart.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Welcome to Scotland...

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

For services to Tourism. . .

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major