Scottish Flair Pillows

'Hello dear. Remember when you said I couldn't be trusted with anything in a skirt?'

'Thank-you God.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scot holding a heart.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

Welcome to Scotland...

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

For services to Tourism. . .

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ