Scotland Scenerists Gifts

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Highland Piper.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

Caber

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Hotel Room

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

'No you can't keep it!'

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Scenic route?'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

"This is the life eh.?"

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Loch Ness.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'