Scottish Culturist Gifts

Highland Piper.

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Robert Burns

'Another Scotch?'

Scot country dancing,

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scottish Love

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Happy Valentine's Day!

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."