Scottish Culturist T-Shirts

Highland Piper.

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Caber

Scot holding a heart.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

'Another Scotch?'

Robert Burns

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"The Scottish Premier is to start using goal-line technology similar to the 'Hawkeye' system currently used in the premier league. It's expected 'Och-Aye' will be installed at all grounds in time for next season."

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

People Holidaying in the Highlands