Scorecard Scribblers Pillows

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

Musical Prodigy

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

"We have pills for some of that."

Olympic School

"Careful - it's full of lies."

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

"It's from your student loan office."

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

How Bowlers Strike.

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

Nurse draws on patient's cast

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

'My toughest course is 'Chemistry for English majors.'

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Figure Skating

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'