Score Interpreter Gifts

"We start on #F."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Psychic diving competition.

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I need the saw again."

'Do you have to explain nutrition with a pie chart?'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

The International Date Line